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Tis the season for christmas humor...
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A Christmas Story.
It was a starry night and the snowflakes drifted down gently. The
snowcrust sparkled in the lamplight at the North Pole. Sleigh bells
jingled in the distance.
It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't. Santa was really
pissed off. It was Christmas eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs.
Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The Elves were bitching
about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making
toys. And to top it all off, the reindeer had been drinking all
afternoon and were completely useless. They had taken the sleigh out
for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking
off one of the runners. They were still stumbling around outside,
giggling and shaking their sleigh bells.
Santa was redder than usual with anger. He drank another slug of
scotch, and then bellowed, "I CAN'T believe it! I've got to deliver
millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now
and all my reindeer are drunk, my Elves are on strike and I don't
even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little Angel out
HOURS a go to find a tree and he isn'teven back yet! What the HELL am
I going to do?"
Just then the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from
the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo,
Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of Angels perched atop the Christmas trees
came to pass.
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