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The old man from Minsk

The Madame opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His
clothes were all disheveled and he looked "needy". " Can I help you?" 
the Madame asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie 
is one of our most expensive ladies; perhaps someone else..."

"No, I want Natalie."
Just then, Natalie appeared, and announced to the old man that she 
charges $1,000 per hour.  The man never blinked, reached into his 
pocket, and handed her ten $100  bills.  The two went up to a room for 
an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained 
that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, and that there 
were no discounts, it was still $1,000 for one hour.  Again the old 
man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and he left an 
hour later.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe 
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.

At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man. "No one has 
ever used my services three nights in a row, where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."

"Really," replied Natalie.  "I have a sister who lives there."

"I know," said the old man.  "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."

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