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The Madame opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His
clothes were all disheveled and he looked "needy". " Can I help you?"
the Madame asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie
is one of our most expensive ladies; perhaps someone else..."
"No, I want Natalie."
Just then, Natalie appeared, and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per hour. The man never blinked, reached into his
pocket, and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for
an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night, he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained
that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, and that there
were no discounts, it was still $1,000 for one hour. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and he left an
hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man. "No one has
ever used my services three nights in a row, where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really," replied Natalie. "I have a sister who lives there."
"I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."
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