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Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95

10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
    continue"

9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.

8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
   maker.

7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
   1-900 phone number.

6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
   computers to keep their system running.

5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
   driver cannot be found"

4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
   support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.

3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the
   CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.

2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.

And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....

1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg
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