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Confusius's sayings on sex
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Confusius say...
- Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone.
- Man who lays girl in field, gets piece on earth.
- Girl who douche with vingegar, walks around with sour puss.
- Girl should not marry basketball player, he dribbles before he shoots.
- Baby conceived on back of car with automatic transmission, grows up to be a
shiftless bastard.
- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
- Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low down.
- Man who play with titty in mouth, gets bust in face.
- Woman who springs on inner-spring, this spring, get off-spring next spring.
- Man who have hole in front pocket fell mighty cocky all day.
- Woman who flies in plane upside down have big crack up.
- He who fishes in other mans well often catches crab.
- Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wakes up to find solution in hand.
- Girl who marries detective must kiss dick.
- Man who have titty in mouth, makes clean breast of things.
- Woman who puts rooster in freezer has frozen cock.
- Girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.
- Man who argues with wife in morning has no piece at night.
- Man who lets fart in church must sit in own pew.
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