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Top 10 Lines You'll Never Hear on 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
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(unabridged; compliments of The ECHO 491-7695)
10) Worf: Klingons do _NOT_ play tiddlywinks!
9) Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened,
civilized era Like they had in the 20th century.
8) Geordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the
Academy again? They caught him smoking pot!
Data: (Looks puzzeled) Pot? (Brightens) Ah. Marijuana - a
narcotic obtained from the hemp plant Cannabis. Weed,
Mary Jane, Grass, Reefer, Panama Red, ...
7) Troi: (To someone she is counseling) You've obviously
mistaken me for someone who cares! Now get out!!
6) Worf: Ouch! I've got a paper cut!
5) A Starfleet Admiral: Don't worry about it, Picard, there's
plenty of other ships in your quadrant.
4) Riker: Not tonight - I have a headache.
3) Worf: Do we have to beam down right now? The Smurfs are on
subspace T.V.!
2) Geordi: We've modified the Warp Coils by reversing the
polarity of the Inverse Geometric Phase Integrator
and adding a broad-band Neutrino Flux Generator to
the Hyper-Magnetic Field controls.
Riker: What will that do?
Geordi: Not a damn thing, but it sure as Hell _sounds_
impressive!
1) Picard: Oh, screw the hailing frequencies! Fire all Phasers!
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