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The differences between love, lust, and marriage
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LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you
don't care
LOVE when intercourse is called making love
LUST all other times
MARR what's intercourse?
LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST when you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARR when you argue over money
LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARR when the bank owns everything
LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARR what's a climax?
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARR when you phone each other to find out what time your
son's game starts
LOVE when all you write is poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARR when all you write are check's
LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a shit
MARR when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARR when your farewell is silent
LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your
partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARR when you never see each other awake
LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARR when your wallet empties every time you see them
LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARR when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how
you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old shit
MARR when you never listen to music
LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to
think about
MARR when just getting through today is your only thought
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARR when you're not interested in what your partner does and
the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
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