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A couple were throwing a dinner party for all the major bigwigs in
San Diego. The wife was very excited about the party and wanted
everything to be just perfect. At the very last minute, she realized
that she didn't have any escargot, so she asked her husband to run
down to the beach with a bucket and gather some snails. Grudgingly,
he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps,
and out to the beach.
As he was collecting snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling
alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept
thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would just come
down the beach and talk to me." He went back to gathering the
snails for the dinner party. All of a sudden he looked up and the
beautiful woman was standing over him. They got to talking and she
invited him back to her place for a drink. Well one thing led to
another, and the man ended up spending the night at her place.
At 7am the next morning he woke up and shouted, "Oh no! My wife's
dinner party!" Quickly he gathered up all of his clothes, grabbed
his bucket of snails, ran out the door and down the beach. He ran up
the stairs to his beach house.. He was in such a hurry when he got
to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails, strewing
snails all the way down the stairs. Just then the door opened, and a
very angry wife was standing over him demanding to know where he had
been all this time.
He looked at the snails on the steps, then looked at his wife, then
back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"