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The major angsts of software testing
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During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING a
testing team came up with this list of other types of testing they'd
like not to see:
AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
COMPRESSION TESTING: [].
CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, okay, I did cause that bug.
CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.
DIGRESSION TESTING: No, it still doesn't work, but let me tell you
about my new truck..
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.
OPPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!
REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
SECESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long live the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it seems to be working but wouldn't it be
better if...
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