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An office prayer 
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off,
and also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass
that I might have to kiss tomorrow.
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