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Merger mania

On 26 Jan. 2000 "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno:  What if the Indianna
Hoosiers merged with the company that makes Sugar Daddy candy?  You'd
have "Hoosier Daddy".  (say it out loud if you don't get it)

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and WR Grace Company
merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to vecome MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining merge to become
Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP. 

Xerox and Wurlitzer merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell
Honeychild.

3M, J.C.Penney and the Canadian Opera Company merge and become 3 Penney
Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will merge and
become Knott NOW!
 
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