{"id":279,"date":"2005-06-25T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=279"},"modified":"2005-06-25T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T21:14:00","slug":"naughty-wedding-announcements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Naughty wedding announcements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jay Leno often shows funny (usually naughty) wedding<br \/>\nannouncements.&nbsp; Just to refresh your memory, weddings are<br \/>\nannounced in the form of BridesLastName-GroomsLastName.&nbsp; So<br \/>\nanyway, last Monday he had a bunch of hysterical ones.&nbsp; Here they<br \/>\nare (it helps to say some of them out loud):<br  \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nDueitt-Kute<br  \/><\/p>\n<p>Long-Ouch<br  \/><\/p>\n<p>Dugger-Bush<br  \/><\/p>\n<p>Beaver-Hunt<br  \/><\/p>\n<p>Eaton-Boner<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jay Leno often shows funny (usually naughty) wedding announcements.&nbsp; Just to refresh your memory, weddings are announced in the form of BridesLastName-GroomsLastName.&nbsp; So anyway, last Monday he had a bunch of hysterical ones.&nbsp; Here they are (it helps to say some of them out loud): <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=279\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}