{"id":131,"date":"2001-06-08T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-09T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=131"},"modified":"2001-06-08T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-09T00:54:00","slug":"weather-on-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Weather on toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/aquaone\/\">aquaone<\/a> pointed<br \/>\nme to this one a few days ago: a toaster that burns a picture of the<br \/>\nsun or a cloud with raindrops based on a forecast it downloads from the<br \/>\nweb. From his email:<\/p>\n<hr  align=\"left\" width=\"30%\" \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I got a good laugh out of this one. It's creative, I'll give him that much.<\/p>\n<p>\"Honey! What's the weather gonna be like today?\"<\/p>\n<p>\"I dunno, lemme make breakfast and find out!\"<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/content\/2\/19442.html\">http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/content\/2\/19442.html<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<hr  align=\"left\" width=\"30%\" \/>\n<p>Oddly enough, just today I ran across this one:<\/p>\n<hr  align=\"left\" width=\"30%\" \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Top 5 Drawbacks to Having a Web-Enabled Appliance<\/p>\n<p>5&gt; It now takes 250MB of RAM to toast a friggin' bagel.<\/p>\n<p>4&gt; Due to your fridge's embedded tracking software, your web surfing habits lead to some interesting drawings stuck to it.<\/p>\n<p>3&gt; Your vibrator is now not only ordering it's own batteries, but also submitting letters to Penthouse Forum.<\/p>\n<p>2&gt; \"MAKE $$$$$ FAST BY JUST EATING TOAST !1!1!\"<\/p>\n<p>and the Number 1 Drawback to Having a Web-Enabled Appliance&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1&gt; The oven keeps calling you at work because it's \"lonely.\"<\/p>\n<p>[   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]<br  \/><br \/>\n[       <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topfive.com\/\">http:\/\/www.topfive.com<\/a>       ]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aquaone pointed me to this one a few days ago: a toaster that burns a picture of the sun or a cloud with raindrops based on a forecast it downloads from the web. From his email: I got a good laugh out of this one. <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/?p=131\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.netjeff.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}