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Life in prison vs. a full time job - A comparison
In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell. At work,
I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' pod.
In prison they get three meals a day. At work I only get a break for one
meal and I have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work I get rewarded for
good behavior with more work.
At work I must wear an ID badge at all times. In prison they provide you
with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.
At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes. In prison
there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors myself. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
In prison they can watch TV and play games. At work I can get fired for
watching TV and playing games.
In prison they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give
me time to do it. At work they will pay for my education but I must do it
on my own time.
In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost
whenever you want. At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it
must be on your time.
In prison I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes
from my actions. At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next
In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are
just ball and chained.
In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles. At work, you
get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their
part. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
deduct the taxes from you salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison when a judge said you got life, you got guaranteed security
for life. At work, you got laid off when they thought you're old.