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The Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play: normally
one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object of the game is to get the club in
the hole, keeping the balls out.
4. For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check the stiffness before play.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the
club to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied the play is complete. Failure
to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally
take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to
well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course
being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage
a player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring rain gear along, just in case.
10. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrased if they find the course
to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tackful in this situation. More advanced players will
find alternative means of play when this is the case.
NB Unfortunately rule twelve has been censored as most of
our golf players are golden oldies. We do not want to
Loose them through heart attacks.
13. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should proceed at a
quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's
request of it, when it is about to start raining.
14. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to
play the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best
16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership
at a given course. Additional assesments may be levied by the
course owner and the rules are subject to change. For this
reason, many players prefer to continue to play at a variety of