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The 'I Hate Barney' Song

(fowards shot in the head)

I hate him,
He hates me,
Let's hang Barney in a tree.

With a kick,
and a punch,
and a bullet to his head,

Now that purple freak is DEAD!

(the rest is written by Kyle Huntley)

Take him down,
Flay his bones,
Smash to pieces with great stones.

Open skull.
Remove brain,
This will surely end my pain.

Find a shovel,
And a box,
For this purplish mess,

And send it off to PBS.

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